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The realm of Satan. Where monsters disguised as popular kids make you feel miserable for three miserable years! And when you finally find a good group of friends, they separate and leave you alone!
My Mom: How was your first day of middle school?
Me: Life is meaningless now.
A hell that is for 2-3 years. Said it is better in an Urban and Suburban area that Rural places.
The popular kids are dumb scumbags who dress like they walked out of a porno and the unpopular kids are overweight and wear glasses.
It should be noted all history teachers are alcoholics that put on a PragerU Kids video in the Fucking 8th grade. The gym teachers are molesting the popular kids and the Math Teacher is depressed as she watches local scumbag masterbate to a photo of her.
Don’t worry, this will only happen when the school makes you eat expired food because they’re too broke to afford good food, but can afford a dance.
Do you remember me from Middle School? 7th grade 3rd period English?
Yes! I underwent years of therapy to forget all of it!
A truly traumatizing experience. Everyone acts like headless troglodytes. Worst 3 years of my life. Literally hell unless your #relatable and actually have real friends
Oh, that poor fifth grader is coming to our middle school next year
The most stressful/idiotic thing on earth.
Me: Yo
Friend: Wat are you doing?
Me: Homework
Friend: You in 5th grade now?
Me: Nope. Sixth Grade (Middle School)
Friend: (hangs up phone)
A bunch of noisy fuckers and hormones packed into a small building.
Welcome to Middle School!
A absolute hell hole. Where there is drama and shit on every corner. People you thought you were friends with start talking about you behind your back. Where relationships last for either 1-2 weeks or they leave you after at least 1 month and get with one of your friends and pretend like nothing happened. And there's always some gossip about someone.
Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Horrible."
Or to sugar coat it for them
Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Great!"
Middle school is the place where all innocence gets flushed down the toilet and is replaced by dirty jokes, inappropriate behavior, and having yelling contests until the teacher gives you an after-school detention. At this point all the respect that students had for teachers has been flushed down the toilet with their innocence.
Person 1: I can't believe were going to middle school next year! Aren't you excited?
Person 2: No. Middle school is the birth of all inappropriate conversations and actions.