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That guy. He conducts the rubber band at the circus.
who's that guys with the stick, pointing at that rubber band? duh you fucking motard, that's the rubber band guy!
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Just some guy without a mustache who hasn't seen sunlight or had friends in several years.
@Just Some Guy Without A Mustache Why tf are you everywhere?!
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He is the fake Bill Nye and does not have an imagination.
Me: I hate Bill Nye the Bill Nye Guy.
Your mom: ok
Most of the private school guys in the bay are fucking lame, ugly, and they have no game at all. But the cute ones that are kinda cool can get it if they weren't dumb, unloyal, overly horny, cocky, and didn't spend all their time on video games.
girl 1: dude bay area private school guys are kinda fine no cap.
girl 2: ik but last time i talked to one it turned out to be a waste of time, money, and effort.
Yea, if you're on here, sorry, but I can't come over to give you a full makeover. This dumbass typing is the best it'll get. Anyway, it depends. Which girl are you?:
"I talk to him (well, I try) but he answers quietly with almost no words..."
If you're THIS girl, chances are, he already likes someone else. BUT NOT ALL HOPE IS LOST. There's no ring on that stubby finger!! If he is showing signs of not wanting to talk to you, definitely don't start a convo. You mustttttt wear your hottest fit and DO NOT talk or look at him, even if he's looking at you.
"We're besties but he likes this rlly pretty girl and idk how to tell him that I like him..."
If you're this girl-sorry boo. Find someone else. :/. lmaooo jkjk. Sorta... So if he actually likes you, definately flirt a little. Like ask him if he likes your fit and talk to him about things that might turn him on... Like talk about how your mini skirt is riding up or fix your bra or whatever lmao. Just make sure you do that before you tell him.
"I dont even think he knows my name"
If your THIS GIRL. Bitchhhh I feeeeel. I understand the daily pain! There's this guy who is friggin hotter than an egg on a sidewalk in 110 degree weather. He's sooo ohmggg....Anyways. We're here to talk about you not me pffft. (His name is Keagan and he plays b-ball and he has curly brown hair with tan skin and he keeps deleting his dumbass pics on insta so I can't even see his fuckin post of those rock hard abs anymoreeee).
(bestie) "omg is that Keagan?!?!"
(Nora (me)) "back off bitch uhm heard of the girl code??? He's mine"
(bestie) "I might have to jump of the girl code train and hop on the Keagan train."
-how to get a guy to like you-
Something nice to say to everyone they will not beat you they will say thank you
Hello did you know that bill nye ur moms a guy
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The new age tough guy- is a wanna-be man sitting in the passenger seat of his girlfriends car yelling derogatory statements from the safety of an enclosed vehicle at people they do not like.
PSA: although many in number. Not a significant threat due to worrying more about you than themselves. Most will die off due to lack of success and motivation.
That new age tough guy just called me a faggit from 100 yards away. They are always a safe distance away.
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