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a notebook someone takes in the bathroom with them when they shower or bathe so he or she can write down ideas that come to them as they wash up.
When I get ideas while in the shower, I jot them down on my water pad, so I don't forget them when I get out.
Only the swoliest of water
Holy + Swole = Swoly
Hannah : “Hey Caleb, have you tried the swoly water? It’s better than any protein shake I’ve ever had!”
Caleb : “Who hasn’t?!”
*Swoly Night plays in the far distance at LA Fitness while Brodolf the Red Nose Gainsdeer prances past*
The act of blending strawberries and root beer together.
Me and Zoe shared a turdy water last night.
The act of drinking only water on the 3rd day of the week to prevent wieght gain. usually practiced by overly socially aware teenage girls.
Girl 1: what are you eating tommorow?
Girl 2: nothing its water wednesdays
When cops take a break deepthroating roaring water at the store.
Shopper:I saw that cops water!
Emily:He sure is holding through it.
When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.
Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.