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Sleep and water

What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.

Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.

Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.

by Chroxity3 June 10, 2023


Booberie

A way that Chinese el cheapo amazon sellers get better recommendation by making companies with ridiculous names

Me: I tried getting a Peavey amp but instead I received an amp from “Xiasoungs”

Person: What the Frankie is that? That’s total booberie!

by Chroxity3 May 18, 2023


Facebook Gasp mom

A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.

You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.

by Chroxity3 January 4, 2023


Thai moment

1. A usually awkward moment with extended family
2. A personal, inside idea taken to people who do not know what it means

Tyler said something to create a Thai moment.

by Chroxity3 January 5, 2023


Torso Piers

Pants that are between the knee and ankle. They support your torso and are sometimes baggy enough to use in a middle school trash can.

Me: *looks at some dude wearing torso piers* What the hell is that? Is there an oil rig in him or what?

Him, to his friends: Oh dude these shorts are so cool and and and they make me chafe harder.

by Chroxity3 May 29, 2023


B.S. Shitworths

A crappy dead mall store that has no reason to exist, possibly a drug front, is oddly full in stock, raises prices drastically, and usually is stuck in the 80s-90s.

You saw that man walk into B.S. Shitworths? He disappeared afterwards.

by Chroxity3 January 7, 2023


Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.

Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!

by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023