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Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.

Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!

by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023


China Time

A moment when your family walks in on you doing something cringeworthy.

Once dad saw me as a femboy catgirl, I knew it was China Time

by Chroxity3 January 05, 2023


Thai moment

1. A usually awkward moment with extended family
2. A personal, inside idea taken to people who do not know what it means

Tyler said something to create a Thai moment.

by Chroxity3 January 05, 2023


Facebook Gasp mom

A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.

You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.

by Chroxity3 January 04, 2023


Booberie

A way that Chinese el cheapo amazon sellers get better recommendation by making companies with ridiculous names

Me: I tried getting a Peavey amp but instead I received an amp from “Xiasoungs”

Person: What the Frankie is that? That’s total booberie!

by Chroxity3 May 18, 2023


Good Chafe

A buzzcut dude that plays a chafe off as a good experience, meanwhile he’s experiencing death in his tighty whities

Bob: I’m getting a Good Chafe down here!

Me: Shut up you kid.

by Chroxity3 May 25, 2023


Mallstyle

A cheap, cringe, and inauthentic type of an aesthetic. Usually from children of ages 11-22. The equipment for these "aesthetics" is usually from a small-type mall shop or made in china from Amazon.

Have you heard of Urban Outfitters? They fuel the most mallstyle vinyl fans.

by Chroxity3 January 04, 2023