Parked

When something isn't moving. It just sits still like a parked car. This could be an idea, a joke, or anything that has no forward momentum.

That idea is so parked.

We saw that new movie last night, but it was really parked.

Parked

Not going anywhere, slow moving, boring
(As in a parked car)

“This class is so parked”

Parked

Boring, not going anywhere, slow moving (as in a parked car)

This class is so parked

Parked

Adj.

Modern slang meaning boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

Parked

Adj.

Modern slang equivalent to boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

parked

(adj.) not going anywhere like a parked car; not great

I spent hours on this TikTok that I thought would go viral, but it's totally parked.

I loved the first movie, but the sequel is parked.

Parked

Being completely PARKED after slamming down chick-fil-a with your bros. On occasion using the E- brake.

Me and the bros were PARKED after demolishing spicy chickens sandwiches at Chick-fil-a