Rule 010

If there is an academic subject that has a utilitarian use in Computer Science, the corresponding free online bootcamp must exist.

Computer Scientist: I would be paid double if I knew Statistics! I wish I had learned about it in College
Other Computer Scientist: Try Rule 010.

Rule 6969

Women must do the dishes no matter the situation.

Woman:Husband do the dishes.
Man:Look at rule 6969.

you da rule

People say it when you say something awesome

Girl- we should sleepover
Me- you da rule! I love that idea

Rule #11

Be so successful, that even her own family tells her haw hard she fucked up.

Rule #11 = be fukin successful

eight slice rule

If a salad or any other plate of food contains eight slides or more of bacon, then the entire plate becomes bacon.

I am invoking the eight slice rule, Dendy.

mutt's rule

no matter what you are talking about, at some point an american will bring up race (often in a sexual context)

nobody:
not even a single soul:
american: "do you classify yourself as having hispanic or latino descent?"
me: "oh, gee, mutt's rule at it again"

Rule 38

if there's a thing. there'll be a movie

Sonic's movie, battleships movie even fuckin Dora's movie rule 38