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Two whom share an intimate bonding between the same sexual partners.
Karissa "dude did i tell you i fuck so&so!"
Alejandra "i'm not surprised, you fuck the same dudes as me, but thats why were Best Friends For Life !"
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when you roast someone so bad, they'll never be able to recover
If George ever tried to roast me ill end his life
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CFL - Constable For Life; a police constable who elects to remain a constable; not wanting to take on higher titles, i.e Sergeant, Supervisor, Inspector, Chief; preferring to work in the trenches, saying NO to a white shirt position; never forgetting where he came from; what made him!
"CFL - constable for life!"
Sergeant: "are you going to move up the law enforcement ladder any time soon there 20 yr medal"?
Constable: "nah, I'm good at what I do, enforcing the law, putting bad guys where they belong...
Sergeant: "sounds like you're part of the; CFL - constable for life"
Constable: "part of it; hell I'm the founder of it; besides, it would cut into my favourite past time of collecting shoulder flashes"! Besides, you need me to make you look good Sergeant"!
Sergeant: "boys will be boys; you're right though, I need you to keep making me look good; you truly are a 20 year medal worth keeping around"! CFL - constable for life
copcoppersergeantsupervisorconstablelifer
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The best game to be ever released, sadly Jesus will only be a side character, but Shrek is the best character anyway
I dont wanna kill myself because of half life 3
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When u wanna know how to save a life.
OH NO! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO SAVE A LIFE!
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The sad fact that everything must come to an end, including the lives of people that change the world. Like Steve Jobs who passed away at the age of 56 after a long struggle with pancreatic cancer.
Person 1: Did you hear? Steve Jobs passed away!
Person 2: That's so unfortunate, but with pancreatic cancer, what can you expect, it's the click wheel of life.
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An extremely addicting game that takes a long time to grind on. Personally i spend way to much time on it and its tearing away my humanity. It's a roblox game which can be found easily with its thousands of daily players.
hey dude i spent all night grinding shinobi life 2, I Levelled up 5 times!
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