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Uses food stamps to buy rims and tires (gets repoed shortly after) pulls in parking spots so bad makes me wish his dad would have pulled out listens to melly and jadayougan and has a cock the size of mike Tyson’s forearm
Sierra: did you see that guy
Carley: that’s Jess he has a schlong dong
Ansley: yeah that’s definitely a lil cake
A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.
She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.
The prepubescent video gaming pussy is a rage cake.
1) a young terrorist organization
2) based off of cuddle muffin translated into arabic and back into english (google translate)
3) the glorious love child of the members of cuddle muffin
4) when you hug your partner in the 69 position while eating out each others asses, like chocolate cake
Hey did you hear about that cake hug attack last night.
A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.
Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."
When you cum on her ass but there's so much cum it's like a nuke
Jaquavious: man, I nuked her cake
Ontavious: you cummed all over her ass?
Jaquavious: yeah it's called nuke the cake
When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.
Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.