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someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.
Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.
A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.
Do you have some make-up for my douche stamp?
Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche bag or douche canoe. The ultimate form of douchebaggery.
That was the most horrible thing a person could do. What a douche-tanic!
one who engages in douchey behavior as a form of cheap thrills
"Did you see that guy piss on that car?" "Yeah, what a La Douche."
1 : (noun) Liquid expelled from vagina, leaving the vagina "fresh".
2 : (verb) Worse than being a douche, the end product of douchebaggery.
3 : (noun) Common form of greeting between good friends
"That is some rank douche discharge Kelly!"
Brad: "Sean backed out again. The douche discharge didn't answer his phone."
Brett: "I know! That fuckin douche discharge owes me money."
"How have you been you dirty douche discharge?"
When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.