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A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance
My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!
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Scuffed Steve Jobs is slang for someone who consumes unhealthy amounts of soy, and likes to kiss other men even more than the typical gay guy.
Guy 1: *kisses person next to him*
Guy 2: Man, you are such a Scuffed Steve Jobs!
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Brand new way for women to masturbate. It involves the clit and palm stocking. two fingers in the vagina to hold on this fun ride.
I don't know what else to call this masturbation method, so I am doing a palm job pj.
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When your sexual partner uses their pinky toe to pleasure someone's penis hole. If possible you insert it....much like a penis in a vagina.
I love a pinky to in my peeper hole....its called a penis hole job
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The act of getting a hand job for free
Wow these Asian hookers give the best free hand jobs, good thing they're locked up in Austins basement
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An alcoholic shot containing Bailey's irish cream and Kahlua and topped off with whipped cream. This shot is for the ladies and is taken using no hands!
girl: who wants a round of blow jobs?
group of girls: we do!
group of gay guys: we do too!
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A woman, who looks like a cow, squats over a glass-topped coffee table and defacates while you watch, lying on your back with your face leering up at her ass.
While I was passed-out drunk on the bathroom floor, I managed to open one eye just as a large woman was preparing to use the facility. I thought I was in the middle of a bovine plate job.
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