booorrring. bored. nothing is happening.
"this week is so parked."
"do you want to go to Annabelle's house?"
"nah that bitch is parked."
Parked - when something is boring.
1) a car in traffic isn’t moving it’s in park - it’s boring
1) John: it’s not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked
2) a friend asks how a movie was, john replies with “parked, not worth seeing.”
meaning very sleep deprived
"Bro I'm so parked right now, I had so much homework to finish"
boring, plateaued, or come to an end.
“that talking stage i was in? parked as hell. we just fell off, i don’t even know what happened.”
“don’t go, the party’s parked. they aren’t even playing music.”
“it started raining so our day at the beach was parked”
The vehicle is unmoving, it cannot go anywhere.
Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place
A: Today has been absolutely parked bro.
B: nah, it’s not a wrap yet.
A: Parked, it’s over.