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A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance
My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!
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a.k.a Baltimore Colts screw job. when a person, place, or thing screws another person, place, or thing who then screws another person, place, or thing in retaliation, thus creating a domino effect.
Famous Domino Screw Jobs
1. When Robert Irsay moved the Baltimore Colts, little did he know that he would screw not only Baltimore, but also Cleveland for years later Baltimore got the Cleveland Browns to move there and leaving Cleveland a horrible team after 3 years of inactivity.
2. When the Seattle Seahawks signed Pete Carroll from USC, they also screwed Tennessee because USC signed Lane Kiffin in Retaliation
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Brand new way for women to masturbate. It involves the clit and palm stocking. two fingers in the vagina to hold on this fun ride.
I don't know what else to call this masturbation method, so I am doing a palm job pj.
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Scuffed Steve Jobs is slang for someone who consumes unhealthy amounts of soy, and likes to kiss other men even more than the typical gay guy.
Guy 1: *kisses person next to him*
Guy 2: Man, you are such a Scuffed Steve Jobs!
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When your sexual partner uses their pinky toe to pleasure someone's penis hole. If possible you insert it....much like a penis in a vagina.
I love a pinky to in my peeper hole....its called a penis hole job
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The act of getting a hand job for free
Wow these Asian hookers give the best free hand jobs, good thing they're locked up in Austins basement
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An alcoholic shot containing Bailey's irish cream and Kahlua and topped off with whipped cream. This shot is for the ladies and is taken using no hands!
girl: who wants a round of blow jobs?
group of girls: we do!
group of gay guys: we do too!
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