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A sudden, surprising shift in the color, consistency or explosiveness of your shit.
MAN: Dude, why were your on the shitter for so long?
DUDE: Well, it started off fine, a solid log from the breakfast burritto on Tuesday, but I got thrown for a LOOP DE POOP when I hit yesterday's Tika Masala. My ass started sputtering and spraying all over the place like a chicken with its head cut off. I JUST finished wiping down the seat.
MAN: Sorry I asked.
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An absurd response to any statement or declaration, particularly those which indicate some degree of pride or satisfaction.
First seen in the Family Circus parody site in which humorous captions are substituted for the normal ones; the cartoon was of Jeffy fishing and fantasizing about riding atop a giant fish that he had caught. The idea was apparently that the fish's poop was keeping it in place, and the "whar" was included to lend it a maritime flavor.
A: So Jessica and I went out Friday night, and we had the best time! First we went over to Jon's house, and--
B: The poop keeps it whar it is.
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A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.
Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.
A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.
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The best friend of a buttslut. One who enjoys giving it to people in the anus.
Psycho bitch is a buttslut who enjoys the company of her poop chute fanatic father. She even had an ass baby with him. See incest
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its when a dude poops all over a cup and some girl eats it and poops it back out in the same
Dude i just Crank That poop all over this chick last night
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An act of "love" between 2 gay men after a night on the town. See lots of gay anal sex
Visitor: Knock, knock
Gayman1: Hi there matey, come on in but please mind the mess.
Visitor: What's been going on in here? Have you had friends round last night?
Gayman2: Hi there, I'm Quentin.
Visitor: Hi, nice to meet you quentin. What's that smell in the air? It kinda smells fousty - almost like poop
Gayman1: Err, I don't smell anything.
Visitor: And what's this brown stain on the sofa.
Quentin: Ok, you've caught us out, we were playing dirty poop games last night.
Visitor: I'm feel sick, I'm going home.
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