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To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁
Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.
To get your shit rocked by a Goblin's palm
"Damn dude, my 5th level Paladin got totally gob-slapped by the Goblin Monk."
This is the term for slapping your dog against your wife of an arranged marriage and then
t-bagging her to claim your victory
Person 4: your so god damn annoying
Person 1: hey sir I swear if she doesn’t shut it I’ll habib slap her with the dog
Person 2: tag team ?
Person 1: ohhhh it’s on
Person 3: no no don’t I heard her nan say we should take a bath in dettol
Person 5: *screams loudly*
To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.
Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.
Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
In southern parts of the USA, it means 'completely'.
Person 1: I just got cussed slap out by some person that cut me off!
Person 2: Damn
violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.
I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.
When you slap your girlfriend so hard, her mother feels it, in fact, her grandmother feels it.
Matter of fact, her great great grandmother, once removed, feels it.
Yeah I hit my girlfriend. I gave her the ole bizatch slap.