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laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining
Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night
subway roll (n.) - The best twelve inches of your life. The fluffiest, toastiest bread that dreams are made of, which may also be referred to as a "five dollar foot-long".
subway roll (v.) - To gather your homies and head to a party via train.
subway roll (adj.) - To resemble a lumpy pile of blankets seen in a subway station, often indicating a homeless person sleeping.
(n.) "I got a BLT on the honey oat subway roll because I'm trying to be healthier, but I'm also human."
(v.) "Let's subway roll to RJ's to get turnt."
(adj.) "You look mad subway roll in that coat today."
Rick Rolling, but instead of Never gonna give you up, it's the rocks part in face off
Person 1: Sends a link to person 2
Person 2: opens the link
"It's about drive, it's about power"
Person 1: You just got rock-rolled
To get rock rolled is similar to being rick rolled. The difference being Instead of “ Never Gonna Give you up” playing, its Dwayne the Rock Johnson singing “ Face up”. But not just any lyric specifically this verse “ It's about drive, it's about power-We stay hungry, we devour-Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours”
“OOOHHH mannn i thought i was going to see some boobs but i totally got rock rolled hahaha”
An easy way to count the weight on a fat person.
1: Wow she's fat... how much do you think she weighs?
2: I'm not sure... let's count the hoho rolls.
A line of mums and pushchairs usually moving at the pace of the slowest toddler whilst completely blocking the pavement with complete disregard for other pedestrians.
Usually seen during the school run, such mums are usually having conversations about how trollied they got on Jägerbombs the night before, or how Kiyanne is a lazy bastard who needs to get a job.
"Sorry I'm late for work, I got stuck behind a Rolling Mumblock"
A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.
Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"
Dude:"He's monkey rolling"
Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."
Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."