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Haggard Douche

Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).

Tim:”what’s up you ole haggard douche

by CloakMaster June 09, 2018


douche-fag

A man of homosexual qualities, but is interested in women in a

douche manner.

ex: "Oh my god, that guy is such a douche-fag."

ex: "He talked about her like the douche-fag he is."

by mr_chili August 31, 2011


Douche-fag

when just calling someone a douchebag isn't good enough, you replace the suffix -bag with -fag.

Jorge: hey bro, I just took a piss on your dog.

Carlos: What The Fuck "Douche-fag".

by El Jalapeño August 19, 2011


Douche’

Obnoxious person who acknowledges a clever point made at someone else’s expense...

Wow thought we buried that? Thanks for being a douche’ !

by Tra cra June 21, 2018


left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC

Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....

by jpw805 December 13, 2020


Douche Plunge

when a friend puts a douche bag in their mouth, then blows to clean a female friends vagina

troy: rey have you douche plunge alexis?
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.

by kennipat October 28, 2008


douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche

I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip

by tjdabomb August 26, 2011