When a 3-11 douchebags are in the same room, it becomes a douche powow. Also applies to dickhead bosses.
Dude, wheres our boss?
He's in a douche powow with the owner and several higher ups
A meeting with 3-12 bosses who are lazy and are douchbags
Where's our boss?
He is with the president and other higher ups in a Douche powow
When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.
"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."
A slap exclusively for douche bags.
that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!
douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.
"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"
Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.