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The putrid pussy juice of a back water Chinese fishermans wife.
'Man I cant wait to boil my chicken in that Chinese swamp water'
The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
when a girl is on there period they bleed into a cup of water and stir it. drink.....
''m gunna go make myself a red water, anyone else want one?'
'no thanks, i already had one this morning'
The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile
I can't believe he gave me a Scandinavian Water Dog in a walmart
The liquids that come out when you squeeze a midget hard enough
Me: Yo dude you should have a sip of my midget water
Friend: I don’t even wanna know what that is
An objectively better way to refer to clouds :)
"Wow, look at the sparse water!"
"I don't see any sparse water."
"Oh."
Beer.
person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit
person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine