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A woman, who looks like a cow, squats over a glass-topped coffee table and defacates while you watch, lying on your back with your face leering up at her ass.
While I was passed-out drunk on the bathroom floor, I managed to open one eye just as a large woman was preparing to use the facility. I thought I was in the middle of a bovine plate job.
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The opening to a threatening phone call.
Lupton: "Hello, Michael speaking"
Prav/Ho: "Bleeew job!"
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When a stripper gives you a lap dance and leaves a skid mark on your leg.
Yo, I was down at Booty Hut last night and that bitch Bankrupt gave me a lap dance in the Champagne Room and left an Alaskan Paint Job on my Levi's!
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Fill cups with vibrant coloured paint and leave one cup of water on the side. Proceed to dip your wiener into the paint and create your masterpiece on the face of your partner. Add a final coat of man cream for that glossy finish.
" Dude, I had to wash my dick 20 times to get all the paint off after I Picaso Paint Jobed that chick."
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a bigoted psychiatrical supremacist (terrorists such as alkita quacks psychiatrists ext..)
why don't the alkita quacks go taliwhack the the taliban frigen whack job quacks.
dont let the whack job quacks bullshit you with some twisted common misconception!
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Named for its simalarities to sucking snake poison out of a bite.
Immediately after giving Anal, putting your mouth around her butt crack and sucking as hard as you can, attempting to suck the semen out.
I gave her an Indian Snake Job and almost threw up.
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The act of receiving head from a woman while simataneously spitting snuff on her back.
I had a fat dip of skoal in and gave Karen a Cambodian camel job.
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