jobed

To have several unfortunate events occur consecutively in one's life.

Man....a car wreck, my wife left me, and all my kids died....damn I'm getting jobed today!

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jobing

Working hard or actively seeking employment.

Taken from the jobing.com arena in Phoenix, AZ.

1. I've been jobing 9 to 5 for the past eight months and I can hardly pay the rent.

2. I've been jobing all day and I still can't find anything.

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Jobe

Jobe is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is super caring and loving. He always forgives you and gives you many chances. He is very considerate and not selfish in anyway. Anybody to get to know Jobe is very lucky and blessed to have Jobe in their lives.

“Jobe is awesome”

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Jobe

Alternative name for a taxi or cab often used by teens

Need to a get a jobe home me lad

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Jobed

(joe-bed) the act of God kicking someone spiritually in the nuts. God told Job to gird his loins, then proceeded to go off on him.

being Jobed also means to get kicked or hit in the nuts without any proctection

"Dude, did you see that? Adam totally just jobed J.P. when he went for the soccer ball"

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Jobes

The author, originator, and co-president of Dirty Bird Inc. Uber legit and ready to pwn

Dude that Jobes kid is mother fucking fresh!

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Jobe

An action similar to that of a fig eater

Man Sarah dropping your history book was such a Jobe thing to do.

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