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where you put 2 fingers in the vagina and 1 in the asshole
"yo i just gave my girl the 2 in the pink 1 in the stink combo"
A derogatory name for a female
Im not gonna take no b.s. from this 2 legged queef factory
A description of what most men have as a penis erect.
(Hottie) Let me see your dick.
(Me) I’m not showing you shit.
(Hottie) Well how big it?
(Me again) 2 high 3 wide baby.
Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals “Ste with the gout knees hill” and “Dave who likes to stab people Parky”
People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!
Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!
Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!
He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.
“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.
Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
Eddie Keane part 2, what song you gonna sing us next sun shine?
Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals “Ste with the gout knees hill” and “Dave who likes to stab people Parky”
People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!
Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!
Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!
He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.
“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.
Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
Eddie Keane part 2, what song you gonna sing us next sun shine?
If you haven't seen part 1, go look at it it's on my profile. Anyways here's another around 1500 characters of my 5178 character fucking essay on how amazing New Jersey is because the definition character limit is 1500 characters. Here goes (i don't backtrack, this is all the writing that comes after the new york one, I don't backtrack not one bit.) - or "california is infiltrated by influencers who would wanna live there?" or "no one gives a shit about your state it's cold as fuck and the only thing good about you is seafood, plus you're fat because your weight is high because MASS-achusetts - Science Nerd 2763" or "new york is just a place to live with 10 roommates and ruin your life". We have the USA Ambassador to Burkina Faso and Benin, we have the guy who designed the MLB logo, we have Tom Cruise, we have Shaquille O' Neal, we were home to FUCKING THOMAS EDISON (hence the city, Edison), we have Richard Nixon, Queen Latifah, Paul Rudd, Grover Cleveland, Frank Sinatra, Martha Stewart, Brittany Murphy, Zach Braff, Thomas Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez, Ray Liotta, John Amos, Dennis Boutsikaris, Benjamin Burnley, Lou Costello, Buzz Aldrin, Sean Baker, Judy Blume, MERYL FUCKING STREEP, Bruce Springsteen, Whitney Houston, Bud Abbott, and a whole lot more that won't fit in the character limit. Check my profile for part 3 I promise it's up because these were all written and posted within the same 10 mins.
New Jersey is the most amazing state with good tomatoes bagels pizza etc.
That's the end of New Jersey - Part 2 part 3 is up on my profile go look it IS there i promise you.
The best game to ever exist, winning game of the year 15 years in a row.
Friend: What's your favorite game?
Dunkey: SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2! UH OH! SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 UH OH! SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 GAME OF THE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK? Game of the Year: Super Mario Brothers 2 GAME OF THE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK? Game of the Year: Super Mario Brothers 2 WHAT THE FUCK? Piece of shit! WHAT THE FUCK?