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Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.
I can't stand that guy. He gives me douche bumps.
This is a male who is usually good looking who specifically targets wealthy females. These females would not normally attract a man this good looking if they were poor. A successful sugar douche will ultimately marry one of these females thereby granting him an easy lifestyle with no real employment requirements. Sugar douches usually cheat at some point, have failed business enterprises and ultimately prove to be poor husbands. Divorce, alimony payments and other forms of wealth are given to the sugar douche as severance.
Sandy's sugar douche just had to close down his personal training business due to poor management.
A girl that can seek out the biggest douchbag in the room
-"Becky loves assholes"
-"ya she's a real douche hound"
(of my own invention) A deregatory term used to refer to a male (or females in some cases) that are acting like utter jackasses. This term is supposed to make the person reflect on their decisions. (closely related to douchenozzle)
wow bro, this dude is being such a douche biscuit.
A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.
Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!
The improvised cleansing of one's anus with a store bought douche kit.
Me and my cousin was gettin shitdick often and the festerin became painful, what with the corn kernels, pepper seeds and all. So we invented in the douche buggery kit for the rectum and Bob's you Uncle! Buy one today and your dick pains will be behind you, or you cousin, rather..... Also introducing the Rectum Relief kit! *The aggressive buggering in this ad was done by professionals on a closed buggering course. Do not attempt... Introducing New Joe's Buggering cream!! One Dalope and all you Buggering issues will ..
Someone who insists on blowing huge vape clouds everywhere they go just to show off their mod. And be a douche about it.
Dude, check this out. *blows big cloud in my face* Dude, you can't see my head, can you? ...damn Douche Clouder ..