Guy 1: OH SHIT SAM! It’s your mom! Better cork yo’ good shit before she sees you smoking that joint!
Guy 2: OH FUUUUCKKKK OKAY
When you nut in a girl's eye so much she squints and her face shrivels up
Friend: Yo you got with jessica last night?
You: Yeah, I gave her The Good 'ol Tokyo Jokyo
Being Good At Rocket League is having the best looking car!
Grand Champ: Anyone want to 1v1?
Gold: Im down
Grand Champ: *sees gold using white octane* no thanks you are Being Good At Rocket League.
When something is almost as orgasmic as Caitlin Jenner and Cory fucking and getting stuck handcuffed to an elephant statue in 2017.
Mmm this food smells good.
Yuh, fuck me good Cory!
An expression you can say to someone when, after having a past of being a douchebag, they do something incredibly heroic
Theon, you’re a good man
A satirical twist on the popularized phrase "Fortnite bad Minecraft good"
It is NOT meant to be used unironically or taken seriously but rather to poke fun of those that use the original phrase. It's basically just another way to say "who cares really?"
Me: Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad
Reddit hivemind: *gets out the downvote machine gun*
Me: Jeez people, who cares really...
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This phrase is not a way of indicating that the listener has the wrong currency for use in payment. It can be used in at least two ways. First, with a negative intent, as a way of refusing service, preemptively, to a person who wishes to buy something. This usage is intended to get rid of or threaten the listener. Conversely, the second usage is a bit of Mafia bravado as a way of paying the bill at a restaurant, or some other establishment as a way of impressing the listener or putting the listener in the speaker's debt. In this case, the exchange is stereotypically gendered where the speaker is male and the listener is female.
Dawn, I'm talkin' t'you. Your money's no good here!
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