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(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts
“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”
“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”
“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
someone who is so hot and amazinf and funky
Youre such a silly silly la la bear
3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.
“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”
When two hairy gay man fuck in the butt and leave a poop coating on the others dick, the top knocks out the bottoms teeth and makes him clean off his dick with his gums
I need to go to the dentist, James gave me a chocolate gummy bear last night
A skinny homosexual male who likes to receive during intercourse.
Person 1: "Did you see how that guy was dressed?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's total Bear Food."
Teggy Bear is the best Aussie in the world, an amazing person and wonderful friend. She is very creative and has many kangaroo friends. Teggy Bear fights off the giant evil spiders that eat everything with her faithful friends, the unicorns.
Teggy Bear hugged the kangaroo
A really Awesome young woman who has a way of embedding herself in peoples lives. She is insanely smart and somehow everything a person wants in another person. She knows Pi like its a music piece, which no surprise she is amazing at as well....She is terrible with directions and her height is her greatest SHORTFALL....She is left handed yet everything about her is just right .
OH MAN , Here comes Chloë Bear
(All the girls hide their boyfriends as Chloë Bear walks in)