April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

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Mike's Dynamite Stick

While hitting it from the back, the man inserts a doritos dynamite stick directly into the females asshole. He then lights the stick and continues fucking while yelling "aye carumba"

Dude, last night, me and Stacy got really into it. So I gave her a Mike's Dynamite Stick and she loved it

Stick of shame

When a group of friends come together and shove a stick up Someones ass who has wronged the group or someone in the group
Especially from a football standpoint

Yoo the group is shoving the stick of shame in Ryan’s ass tomorrow

glue stick helicopter

To perform this move, place a glue stick sideways on a flat surface, place your pointer finger on one side (preferably the bottom), and push your finger down. If done correctly, the glue stick will start spinning.

If pushed down hard enough, the glue stick will "jump", causing it to spin midair.

Repeating the move multiple times within a short period of time can result in pain, especially if you perform "jumps". The move is known for being loud, so please be careful and courteous to others when preforming.

Person A: Why does your finger hurt?
Person B: I did too many glue stick helicopters.

Djont stick

A guitar-like instrument with only the lowest 3 strings, tuned to a comically low tuning (standard power chord drop tuning). Played in djent bands, as it's easy to get that djuggah and djeh sounds from the instrument. Often replaces the guitar and bass, as the music is tuned so low a normal guitar can't make those sounds while a bass would just be playing the same notes with different tonal qualities

Brad: "Hey Kyle, what kind of guitar makes those squeals, djegga, and mud sounds? I see you playing it all the time"
Kyle: "Yo Brad, that's not a guitar, it's my djont stick. I'm a djent kiddie now boi" *skates away*

Bammer Sticks

A gun thats a gun, that looks like a gun you don't have

Person 1- I have a red bammer sticks
Person 2- I have purple gun
Person 3- I have a black gun

Boom boom bam boooomb
Person 3 shoots gun

Chad Stick

Another name for a disposable vape

“bro lemme rip your chad stick bruh”