That's What She Said

The gayist joke that man has ever created. Let's just say it got REALLY old REALL fast..

"Man that took forever."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"
"Hahaha! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

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[What the fuck are you doing?]

Favorite catch phrase of WNBC's Sue Simmons, first debuted May 12, 2008 and later seen on David Letterman.

"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... What the fuck are you doing?!" - Sue Simmons

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what the fuck, over

A variation of 'what the fuck', an expression of disbelief.
WTFO, however, is used when the disbelief is caused by a betrayal - when you betray someone you 'fuck them over'.

Bill: I told your g/f you ditched her last night to go bar-hopping.

Dave: What the fuck, over? You know I was at work covering for you!

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thats what she said

Twisting an innocent statement or question into some sort of sexual innuendo by adding the phrase " That's What She Said."

Teacher: Johnny, I think I'll call on you again because you were so good the first time!
Student: Thats what she said.

AimSn1: Dude I can't really talk right now.
AimSn2: Why??
AimSn1: Because I have like Ten People going right now...
AimSn2: That's what she said.

Teacher: ... I can't believe that happened, but since we're on the subject, is there anything else big?
Student: That's what she said.

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what's up my nigger

A common slang way african american friends say hello to one each other.

"Yo, what's up my nigger."

(Translated)

"Hello, how are you my african american friend.?"

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what the fuck is wrong with you

Dude seriously why are you doing that

Jake!?!? What The fuck is wrong with you nigg? Goddam dough

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What it do baby boo ?

what it do baby boo? just means asking his girl "what's up" or "what's the deal"

boy: What it do baby boo ?
girl: hey boo. i am doing good :

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