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When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex
Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!
It’s a great game that you play with your homedogs. To play the game you have to be a guy or a girl it’s a strap. The goal is to fuck each other in the ass until some bleeds. You get 3 strokes each and you take turns until someone loses
Aye B let’s play the Bloody Anal Game
*your at a birthday party with 5 year olds* Aye Guys it’s Bloody Anal Time
On the 30th of October each year National Homie anal day consists of homies of all sexuality’s coming together to cum.
Jamie: Yo bro it’s National homie anal day
Dylan: Aight, pants down
Awesome Anal April is a holiday where all females must agree to anal sex from any male who asks for it. Vise versa, any male who is asked for anal sex by a female must agree.
This does not apply to lgbt sex, (male x male, female pegging)
"Her ass was bright red, because she got fucked five times in Awesome Anal April!"
When you deal pot, get caught by the copies, get sent to prison and get analy penetrated by a large black fellow and you end up getting the anal bursts.
Preston: I'm gunna deal some dope to make extra cash for a PS4
Me: You're gunna get those anal bursts man
A heterosexual orgie. At least 5 guys stand in a circle and fuck eachother in the ass. To not make it gay they have to wear socks. A woman with a strap-on can be added as "hinge". Another woman can be in the middle of the circle with a drum and she sets the pace in which the guys pound.
BRO 1: "Bro wanna participate in our Anal Ring next Saturday?"
Bro 2: "Nah, I'm gay."