Douche-talking.

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.

Dude, you blocked him five fucking months ago...are you still Douche-talking.

Combative Douche

Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.

"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"

douche brag

The art of posting photos or comments to social media, often using reverse psychology, in hopes of receiving validation for your false modesty.

Girl: Hey, check out Eric posting pics of his abs again. Oh, look he commented too..."FML, I'm too fat".
Other girl: What a douche brag!

douche drownder

A heavy downpour of rain.

The crops could use a good douche drownder.

flaming douch bag

Daw W

When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag

douche sailboat

Exceeding the limits of being a douche canoe but not douche yacht level quite yet.

"You're a douche sailboat Chad"

Douche Rag

The white version of the do-rag

See that white cracka trying to pull of dat "Douche Rag"??