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v. the act of being fired or losing one's job because your company is offshoring, see also offwhoring
"I was just fired today as well as the whole IT staff -- we were pacific rim jobbed!"
Having your penis stimulated and get a boner while you are taking a shower. Usually water falls on it and will feel like a BJ.
You- Man I can't stand taking a shower anymore!
Guy- How come?
You- I always get a Shower-job and my penis gets all big!
Guy- That stinks man!
a hand job using a lot of lube
She gave me a great polish job last night.
When your job is primarily to solve problems caused by someone else, and the likelihood of being chewed out for mistakes by your seniors is high. Especially if dealing with those problems usually avoided by others not in the profession.
Shit catcher jobs include police and military, many IT jobs, healthcare workers and many blue collar jobs.
Shit catcher is usually the role of a semi-autonomous worker or low level manager assigned to solve problems in the field.
Your job is to fix other people’s problems but you’re also there to take the blame when things go wrong.
This customer came in with an expired coupon and raised hell so the MOD gave her the discount, then when the owner came in later she ripped into the manager for having too many discounts.
She gets shit on from both ends. She has a shit catcher job.
(V) to perform deep oral sex on a man so that you vomit on their genitalia.
"I flew all the way to Italy and gave the most amazing American blow job, he was such a good sport about it. "
" That girl Danielle gives a wicked American blow job"
When some one or some thing does or says something crazy that blows your mind.
Kevin and Jason jumped into some bushes off of a two story building and it gave me a total mind job (MJ).
Pronounced wee-knee job
To get the skin of a wenis and knenis and to rub it on a penis
Alice rubbed her wenis and Jan rubbed her knenis on my penis until I erupted on them both. It was a spectacular we-kne job