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The central island within a suburban roundabout serves as a small oasis. While it's a place where local residents might take their dogs for a walk, there is unfortunately an issue with some dog owners neglecting to clean up after their pets. This might occur because the central island isn't directly adjacent to houses, leading some owners to overlook their responsibility to pick up after their dogs.
I went to dog poop island and man did it smell bad
Bed Poop Stain is,
when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce
Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*
When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.
After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.
A debate/discussion over an incredibly mundane topic that became far too serious.
"Those people argued over the real name of a god damn movie character for 30 minutes"
"A Pee and Poop debate if I've ever seen one."
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The "high" following a bowel movement. The act of dumping stimulates the vagus nerve which sends a signal to your brain causing a euphoric glow typically lasting between 2 and 10 minutes. Can be shortened to PPE
I destroyed the toilet the morning after an amazing Indian food feast and had the most satisfying post poop euphoria.
After an amazing bowel movement I experience the best PPE, now I'm ready to tackle my day!