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by ['-confirm(1)-'] May 2, 2021


1 up

1 up is actually one down.

Likes to β€˜charm’ women way out of his league out if there money . Sleeps in farms. Looks like a donkey is a short rat looking animod that likes to snif crack and borrows his uncles A class

R 1 up is actually one down ewww

by Mtowncat March 10, 2022

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1-Up

To uppercut someone with the thumb on the inside of the fist.

Person A: "Dude! My uncle just 1-up'ed a toddler using his pinky finger!"

Person B: "Only his pinkie finger? That's improper form, dude."

Person A: "Says the one born with improper form himself."

by Parafes May 29, 2024


y35 1 4m

Let’s fuck no cap

Hey shawty, y35 1 4m

by Shawtybooty April 16, 2022


#1 Revealed Trait

A fat cock. Critical fat-cock theory strikes again! It is the single greatest theory ever posited! I am a FUCKING GENIUS! And I'm right about why though women are molesting that retarded piece of shit.

Hym "SO! What does he mean when he says 'The #1 revealed trait is "good in bed"?' Let's look at what we know: Women can't be good in bed which means he isn't talking about the revealed preferences of men. So, he must be talking about women. What constitutes good in bed? A fat cock. THEREFORE! I WAS RIGHT! They are just fucking the fat-cocks. All of the dating advice gurus are frauds and liars. It has nothing to do with how you fucking talk to them. Game is imaginary. It's a delusion the fat-cocks have about themselves created entirely to make it seem like they have any level of control over their own success. The money being wasted on these fucking dating coaches would be better spent on prostitutes. I was right. Correct again. I'm always right. How is it possible to be this much better than everyone? It's astonishing."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024


#1 Solomon

Solomon is the sub fandom name for Kang taehyun from tomorrow by together and @TYUNKKANG is the number one Solomon!!

OMG ARE YOU @TYUNKKANG THE #1 SOLOMON?

by @TYUNKKANG July 10, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


september 1 2010

Its national small dick day
If your born on september 1 you have a small dick

september 1 2010

by september 1 2010 June 9, 2024