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B N W N - This lolord means simply Bad News / Worse News. Usually it is a very direct prologue to sharing two pieces of information - the former bad, the latter worse. Each are actually informative, shedding new light on some matter. Sometimes, in a philosophical or poetic sense, B N W N indicates an double irony, an unavoidable truth about life that is not news at all, and neither good nor bad, but just fate. In either case, B N W N is best received while ellipsicated, to take a little bit of edge off the circle of life.
First use (actually informative) - (You finally take the call from your stockbroker who is managing 99.9% of your life savings in a dodgy fund.) He says, "B N W N." You reply, "Ok, B N first." He says, "That investment is too risky. You could lose 80% of everything, if you leave it in too long." You reply, "Oh, that is not too bad. Just let me know when it will happen. Give me the W N." He says, "Ok, I can tell you when." You say, "How is that B N? Just tell me when". He says, "It has."
Second case (blatantly obvious and unavoidable, so not news and just neutral fate) Ted, "Bud, I have some B N W N for you." Bud, "Well, ok, lemme have it, B N first." Ted, "Bud, I am gonna die." Bud, "Ted, that is horrible, I can't think of anything worse you could tell me, so I'm ready for the W N." Ted, "Bud, are you sure?" Bud, "Ted, yes of course, I am ready." Ted, "Good, then I am glad to tell you.... so are you."
1. Great for taking with a lot of water if you feel like partying everyday and never having a hangover.
2. This product is a combination of B vitamins used to treat or prevent vitamin deficiency due to poor diet, certain illnesses, alcoholism, or during pregnancy. Vitamins are important building blocks of the body and help keep you in good health. B vitamins include thiamine, riboflavin, niacin/niacinamide, vitamin B6, vitamin B12, folic acid, and pantothenic acid.
3. The B vitamins may be necessary to:
Support and increase the rate of metabolism
Maintain healthy skin, hair and muscle tone
Enhance immune and nervous system function
Promote cell growth and division, including that of the red blood cells that help prevent anemia
Reduce the risk of pancreatic cancer - one of the most lethal forms of cancer - when consumed in food, but not when ingested in vitamin tablet form.
All B vitamins are water-soluble, and are dispersed throughout the body. Most of the B vitamins must be replenished regularly, since any excess is excreted in the urine.
B vitamins have also been hypothesized to improve the symptoms of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Contains:
Thiamin (B-1): 100 mg, 6,667%
Riboflavin (B-2): 100 mg, 5,882%
Niacin (B-3): 100 mg, 500%
Vitamin B-6: 100 mg, 5,000%
Folate, Folic Acid, Folacin: 400 mcg, 100%
Vitamin B-12: 100 mcg, 1,667%
Biotin: 100 mcg, 33%
Pantothenic Acid: 100 mg, 1,000%
Chris: Man, I am having Delirium Tremens again, constantly shaking and hallucinating from 20 years of nonstop drinking.
Max: Chill man, take some of these. (Hands over Balanced B-100 Complex).
A couple hours later
Chris: You saved my life!
Max: What's new...
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A fallback plan for running out of toilet paper, which involves taking an unscheduled shower to prevent dingleberries or racing tracks.
Dude, this Plan B Toilet Paper is getting old. If you kill the toilet paper, buy some more!
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Rush B is a common term used in the game 'CS:GO' to direct your teammates into defeat and mental depression; the 'Cyka blyat' which followed is mainly used in Russia as greetings and pleadings.
Votka: Rush B Rush B
Ben: Ok, calm down my guy...
Votka: Rush B Cyka blyat!
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A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years.
Rush B Cyka Blyat used to be in the trending list on UrbanDict for 2 years along with Girls who eat carrots, Watermelon Sugar, Ghetto Spread. Thank goodness they removed the list forever.
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A common ideology that Russian CS:GO players tend to refer to like it was their actual only way to win a CS:GO match on the Terrorist side.
These types of players never go on A site, (the other site in CS:GO) and act like B is the only option, even though they always go there. This ideology of theirs works best on one particular map in CS:GO, Dust 2.
Vasily: RUSH B CYKA BLYAT!!!
Person 1: But why don't we go on A site for once?
Vasily: YOU DARE UNDERESTIMATE MY STRATEGY?!?!?!
Person 1: I was just suggesting we went A site for once, we only went B site the whole match...
Vasily: YOU ARE SPEAKING NON-SENSE GIVE ME THE BOMB NOW!!!! DO YOU WANT TO LOSE THIS GAME CYKA????
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