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When a girls asshole got fisted by her sex partner so hard it became inside out
"Sammy said he is gonna give me vice versa anal tonight."
noun.
1. A kink most commonly belonging to Andie
Sophie: what's your kink?
Andie: anal snouds
2. the noises that Andrew Garfield's ex-girlfriends all make as a result of dating him
BoJack: How are you feeling?
Sarah Lynn: *anal snouds*
What happens after a night of extreme anal with or without inserting two or more items inside your anal hole.
Tim: "Oh no I think I'm getting anal leakage again"
Mason: "Wow Tim this happening everyday you have to take it easy on the Moby Huge"
Tim: "Oh no it's about to come out!"
Mason: "Tim nooooooo!"
Anular breathing apparatus, flatulents realease valve. I’m some southern communities used as a fart suppression tool
Hey Geoff , throw me my anal snorkel I’m going for a soak
A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.
"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."
Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.
Anal Glaucoma is when a person can not see their ass doing a certain task.
Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."
Boss " Never heard of such."
Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."
Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"
The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.
Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.
An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.
Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.