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One of the elements from frozen 2, He tries to drown Elsa in frozen 2 as she does not tell the truth and battle him.
“The water spirit is my favorite spirit!”
Generally a group of menopausal ladies having a mid-life crisis, just wanting to get rid of their hot flushes
Karen: Want to go open water swimming?
Mark: No.
Karen: Well I am, I'm bloody boiling
The 2nd biggest question (2nd to "How do you pronounce gif")
Most people believe it is wet but to me, water isn't. Water is not wet, it gives off the wet.
If you own a cat, it doesn't mean you are the cat, it mean you have and can give off the cat to others, same a water with its wetness.
Ethan: "Hey Bry, is water wet?"
Bryan: "Nah man, it just has wetness, just like Kathy did afted prom, if you know what im saying😏"
Kathy:" I HEARD THAT BRYAN, IM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!"
Bryan:"Just like Jason killed that pus'"
Marc: hey, is water wet?
bob: Yeah, are you retarded?
marc: no no just wanted to ask
bob: sure you did *eye roll*
Yes
in 1951, a scientist at bell labs named "Flint Lockwood" invented water. During this time, the world only ran on 5-hour energy. He coinied the term "wet" when he one time spilled water on his drippy shirt, because he said so. Today, water being wet is known to all the humans in the world as scientific law. A statement of fact.
Any that try to disprove it are eterenally no-brained
Person 1: Is water wet?
Person 2: 153.158.15.4
its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it
dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her
When you piss and drink alc at the same time.
Jim: Where’s Al at?
Al: *using the pisser and chugging a Coors Light at the same time* Completing the water cycle, baby.