It was such a impressive log that I "Iced the deuce" before I sent it on it's way.
The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
When a woman and a man fall in love, the man’s leg stick shoots out baby icing into the woman’s basket.
I can’t wait to put some baby icing in Janet!
after you cum in her ass pop you pop in an ice cube or two.
"Dude, last night I gave her some Crystal Ice"
"Wack, dude"
When you fuck the ice tea and somebody drinks it.
Damn jimmy just got some of my ice tea surprise
I can woop your ass anytime; no way, remember last time when ... "oh, just throw it on ice"
A Mikey Ice likes selling fake vapes or giving them out for other types of payments
Mikey ice is new t the king of nic