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Iced the deuce

Jerking off onto your shit.

It was such a impressive log that I "Iced the deuce" before I sent it on it's way.

by Styles Bitchley July 6, 2010


ice cream Sunday

The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.

If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!

by QuacksO June 14, 2018


baby icing

When a woman and a man fall in love, the man’s leg stick shoots out baby icing into the woman’s basket.

I can’t wait to put some baby icing in Janet!

by Swaggyman101 November 28, 2017


Crystal Ice

after you cum in her ass pop you pop in an ice cube or two.

"Dude, last night I gave her some Crystal Ice"
"Wack, dude"

by clorox water February 1, 2023


ice tea surprise

When you fuck the ice tea and somebody drinks it.

Damn jimmy just got some of my ice tea surprise

by -S41- August 15, 2021


Throw it on ice

Just end this argument now!

I can woop your ass anytime; no way, remember last time when ... "oh, just throw it on ice"

by Droitduseigneiur October 25, 2017


Mikey Ice

A Mikey Ice likes selling fake vapes or giving them out for other types of payments

Mikey ice is new t the king of nic

by Please_don’t_test_me September 29, 2020