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Do the goalie as dirty as possible
Damn Paul just pulled out Rule #1 what a nasty shot
Is that you gotta have fun
But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run
Girl: She broke Rule #1 of how to be a heart breaker, she stayed longer and he broke her heart
Girl 2: Wow that's tragic
Rule #1 is Shut the FUCK up!!
I walked in my house and said “Rule #1” and everybody knew to shut the fuck up!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!
Happy new year! You won't have this experience every day. You'll need to wait 365-366 days.
It's January 1, 12am. Welcome to <insert year here>. Happy new year.
Genius math equation. Invented by the
mathematician big shaq.
Math teacher: 2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math.
Me: mom, are you ok?
A JToH area. Rarely do first-time players go here first. Has a LOT of towers.
Person 1: How's Zone 1?
Person 2: Three words. Lots. Of. Towers.