fuck what cha heard

a term used to say forget what was said or thats a lie. What im telling you right now is real

Boy:(Says to girl) Hey i heard you was a hoe when we goin fuck?

Girl:(Says to boy) You heard i was a HOE?? Boy please u sound stupid. I dont know who told you that but Fuck what cha heard baby boy i aint no hoe.

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What colors your bugatti

A word that rich people say to critiques

Bozo: your so broke and dumb
Me: well what colors your bugatti

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I know what THAT means

A verbal prank commonly used by in a conversation, with the intent of annoying the listener. In this prank, there are two parties having a conversation: person A (the pranked) and person B (the pranker). Person A makes a simple, innocent remark with no double meanings. Person B initiates the prank and replies, "I know what THAT means" (note the emphasis on the word "that").

The prank is that person A begins to feel insecure or uncomfortable about what they have said, because the phrase, "I know what THAT means" gives the impression that person B misunderstood what was said (i.e. thinks it has a sexual meaning, or thinks they're lying about something). Person A is completely unaware that person B is just trying to annoy them.

After this, person B could proceed to only say, "I know what THAT means."

Dwight (person A): Hey man, I just remembered, that new Eminem album is out today! Wanna go get it?
Jim (person B): I know what THAT means...
Dwight: Um, what do you...think it means?
Jim: I know what THAT means...
Dwight: **quizzical look on face** um, all I asked was, wanna get the new Eminem album...?
Jim: I know what THAT means...
Dwight: **getting kind of annoyed** do you wanna get the new Eminem album or not?
Jim: I know what THAT means...
Dwight: **more annoyed** what does it mean?! Eminem album or not?
Jim: I know what THAT me--
Dwight: **angry** WHAT? WHAT?!
Jim: I know wh--
Dwight: WHAT DOES IT MEAN??!! WHAT??!!

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now that's what i'm talkin!

A phrase spoken only by the enlightened. The sheer utterance of this phrase causes sexual arousal in everyone in the immediate vicinity. Also used as an an exclamation of happiness.

Guy: Hey. You're hot. wanna go out?
Girl: Eew no.
Guy: What if I said "now that's what i'm talkin!"?
Girl: *immediately drops pants*
Guy: now that's what i'm talkin!
Girl: *Moans* S-stop... I can only take so much.

what do yall mean

when someone says some dumb shit and you need to put them in there place.

girl 1: i dont like netflix

girl 2: what do yall mean you dont like netflix?

Green Whats Your Problem?

Green has a problem

Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Green Whats Your Problem?
Green:Quiet*
Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Smashing his gaming setup*

Look What The Bats Dragged In

A goth or emo way of saying 'look what the cat dragged in'. Cats are known for bringing dead mice/rats/birds and other vermin they may have found or killed in to their owner's home. Upon meeting someone who is disliked, by using this phrase you imply that they are the vermin mentioned above.

Apon meeting an ex-boyfriend at a party

"Well, well, well. Look what the bats dragged in."