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Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
That’s Motherfucking Diddy
Guy1: who’s the king of all baby oil?
Guy2: it’s fucking Diddy you bitch get a home why the fuck toy asking me this
It's the end, or there's no hope.
Notwithstanding our utmost endeavors, the initiative was fated to fail from inception. It appears like it is all over, and there is no use in trying any longer.
A terrible experience. 1 out of 5 stars. Pretty much hell. Anyone who went here I hope your recovering well. #justchooseude
“Hey did you hear royal elite all stars lost?”
“Yeah what else is new”
A terrible experience. It’s hell but 5x worse. I’d rather kms then spend another day. If you went here I hope your recovering well. #justchooseuniteddream
“Hey did you hear royal elite all stars lost at comp?”
“Yeah what else is new”
25.806975801...
"Hey ma, do you know what the root of all evil is?" "Yeah, its 25.806975801..."
When your man/woman didn’t reply to your messages for a while and you start digging for clues about why on social media or old text messages.
A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...
B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!