Your boss' boss.
My boss-in-law called me to get office to see if I would be get inside spy on my boss.
Law 69 states that if a woman is to pants a man, she must then give him a blowjob.
Yeah man, she totally thought she could pants me, but thanks to Law 69 she had to blow me after!
Spouse's great-great-grandnephew's wife.
My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's wife.
My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
When the face is too far gone you have to hit it from behind.
Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.
Melissa's face is looking bad so I instituted Lammers' Law. I bent her over and hit it from the back.
When mom and dad refuse to get involved with sibling problems and the siblings take action
“I don’t care about that”
“Sibling Law is in place - everyone choose a side”
**group beating commenced until justices feels served**
1- Third-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's third-cousin-once-removed.
My third-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.