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The Police Chief of Methuen Massachusetts. One of the greatest leaders of all time, a trustworthy, caring, and handsome man. He has won many awards including the prestigious shared vision award in 1997. Idolized by all of Methuen and known mostly for winning his battle against the current Mayor, William Manzi the 3rd.
WOW I wish I could be as brave as Chief Joe Solomon!
If only every police officer could be like Chief Joe Solomon, then this world would be perfect!
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When a southern tonk goes flaccid for no reason before sex.
Nope his dick did a sloppy joe.
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noun A grotesque (& awesome!) sexual act when after taking a dump on a womans back, the man proceeds to have anal sex with her until reaching climax, blowing clumpy man-chowder all over the steaming pile of feces.
"Hey Erik hows' the misses?", asked Tom.
Erik replied, "Man last night me and Julio, be tag teamin' that blonky bitch and I decided to spice things up with the mad flava of sloppy-joe. Shit was sensational."
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Any guy who goes into a bar with the intention to make friends with strangers, eventually sit at their table, have a few drinks, then sneak out early and put his drinks on the strangers' tab before they notice.
Random Guy: Hey guys, nice talking with ya! I've got to run, so I'm going to go pay my tab and be on my way.
Group of Strangers: All right! Take it easy!
(20 minutes later)
Stranger 1: Hey! That one guy put his drinks on my tab!!! WTF!!!!
Stranger 2: Oh shit. What a Joe York.
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usually means marijuana
can be someone's name
did you smoke reefer joe last night?
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Waiting (biden your time) for the right opportunity to drink coffee (joe)
Worker 1: "Did you get your coffee yet?"
Worker 2: "No, I've been stuck in this meeting but I'm joe biden and ready to make a run for the coffee pot as soon as there's a break."
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