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The prepubescent video gaming pussy is a rage cake.
1) a young terrorist organization
2) based off of cuddle muffin translated into arabic and back into english (google translate)
3) the glorious love child of the members of cuddle muffin
4) when you hug your partner in the 69 position while eating out each others asses, like chocolate cake
Hey did you hear about that cake hug attack last night.
A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.
Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."
A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.
The best tasting cake with the worst name.
This olive cake is so good I'll bottom for it.
When you're hitting it from the back so hard that her butt implants explode.
"How was last night?"
"It was great up until I gave her a cake pop. Spent the rest of the night with her in the ER."
A slice of cake purchased at a gas station or grocery. The sweet taste of the cake is the only taste of sweetness that you will ever have again, due to you'd poor life choices.
After making a low score on the, MCAT I stopped by the grocery store, and picked out a slice of shame cake.