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When you come back on a business trip from Mexico and wake up with a left swollen eye and have no idea how it happened.
I don't know if my employee should travel to our Business Headquarters for internal meetings. I woke up with Mexican pinkeye this weekend and look foolish.
The act of putting hot sauce on your dick and inserting it in to a females Anus.
Suzy was asking for a Mexican Burn Barrel because her ass is on fire.
A horrible French accent, usually coming from people who originate in the North American continent.
American: *tries speaking French in France with a horrible accent to a local citizen*
Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"
American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"
Putting hot sauce in a condom before having sex, so that it kills the sperm, to keep the female from impregnating herself with the condom afterwards.
I'm glad I went through with the Mexican Sweater when I was with that bitch Sharon. I'm not paying alimony to that hoe.
Giving a Cleveland Steamer to your everyday toilet.
I went to the gym and had to take a dump. I chose the toilet and provided the greatest Reverse Mexican. Toilet was satisfied and provided me a complementary burp.
An old Mexican dude that snorts cocaine off the front of his property
The old porch Mexican does cocaine off the railings, his porch
Lucci the Mexican - lucci most know for his relationship with Consuela from family guy and being the body inspiration for El macho in Despicable me 2 with them thick A$$ eyebrows he should shave them down
Lucci the Mexican definition - ain’t you the Mexican that jumped the the border to go plant, avocados and pinto beans, and your next-door neighbor backyard