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The season for melanated men to flourish and preside over their rightful kingdom. A great and prosperous time. Tis the season
Damn, WBS’s toxic mayo even bled into winter. Can’t wait to take shit back this Black King Spring
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A man who is astute at attracting the opposite sex and closing the deal with authority and punishment.
Did you see that guy mobbin at the bar last night? He was a straight up KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)
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A male with a very large dick. Much like how King Kong was very big.
Sarah does nick have a meter long King Kong dong like everyone says?
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Jaeyun Sim (Jake)
Jake is quite popular in Brisbane and even Korea due to his appearance. Jake is the "Handsome Guy from the West" and the "Sexy Australian Guy," according to them. "Handsome Trainee" was also given upon him. People at his school also refer to him as a heartthrob because he is an excellent student who excels in math and physics, an athlete who plays striker on their soccer team, plays violin in their school's orchestra and bass guitar in church, holds a barista license, can skate and swim, and people at his school always have something positive to say about him. Jake's Australian churchmate commented that Jake is quite attractive. K-netz also praised his on-stage facial expressions, saying he's amazing for always looking good, even while he's dancing.
Hey, isn't that the sexy Australian guy?
Oh, you mean Jake? he's called the 4th Gen Global Visual King from ENHYPEN now.
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The school is not diversed I couldn’t name one white student who attends king Solomon. It’s a very bait secondary school and is all ready in serious trouble with police and the government it self.
They’ve had parents beat up other children who attend the school, because the pickneys can’t fight for them self
King Solomon international business school is one of the baitest schools in Birmingham
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Known as many names: Brobi Wan Kenobi, Bro King, Ultra Bro, or sometimes just "hero." M-watts has been called the Rosa Parks of our generation. Undoubtedly the biggest, baddest, and all around best bro ever to set foot on this land. Even the top bros of the state "Broklahoma" admire her and try to mimic her bro like activity, failing miserably of course. Don't hate on this girl, because as mentioned in the post above, she will not hesitate to kick you in the dick. Gracing the universe with her presence since 1992, Meredith Frikin Watts is the BRO KING!
If you: a. don't know Meredith Frikin Watts (Bro King) or b. think or have ever thought that she is not the bro king, you should probably be stabbed.
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When you get a blowjob from a Burger King employee in the bathroom while you and the partner are both wearing Burger King’s signature crowns. When ordering at the counter on any day from 5pm-closing, you can ask for two extra crowns with your meal and the employee is obligated to suck you off.
Customer: May I have a Whopper Jr. with Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns?
Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!
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