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dylans sex life:
ryan; my sex life is like dylan
hitler: so abstinance basically?
ryan: noooo
hitler:well thats sad
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someone you can't believe actually functions like a normal human being. is usually 30+, female, has kids, and thinks the world revolves around her and her feelings.
"today at work i got verbally abused by a real life critter who thought i'd personally insulted her. i wish i had."
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A stressful period in which a new parent-to-be might go through trying to figure out how not to f*ck up their last f*ck up.
Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.
I don't think John is ready to be a dad yet. His pre-life crisis is already in its tenth month.
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calm down and stop stressing out. chill out, stop trippin.
"If we don't leave now for the club we won't get in free before 11pm!!"
"Calm your life!...We'll make it."
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Derived from the uk slang term Soft life Babe
Referring to girls who are independent and attractive. A soft life bishead uses her promiscuity to extort the victim to spend money on narcotics such as alcohol, weed , nitrous oxide to feed an addiction she can afford herself
How could you let a girl make u spend that much on whip in one night, watch out for these soft life bisheads
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A Real Life Superhero is someone who creates a superhero identity, usually consisting of a superhero name and superhero attire, and uses it to do patrols and/or missions that include helping and saving people, protecting people, and/or fighting evildoers, or going around looking to do those things.
Last night I saw a Real Life Superhero named Tothian patrolling around New York City, keeping people safe!
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Something one would say to an extremely annoying person. Means just go away or quit being stupid.
*Teacher talking too much
ME: "Damn she needs to retire from life"
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