The first rule of peacocking is : don't tell the audience what it already knows.
This 'rule' refers to a maxim in social science literature that a person/thing trying to show status should not be repetitive / redundant and give the audience what they already know would happen.
John just violated the First Rule of Peacocking when giving his acceptance speech! he acted like no one knew why they were all there when he told them again about his achievements.
If there is anything, There is gacha out of it.
Something: exists
Rule 3310: Ur going to gacha
Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.
Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
This is invoked mid-game in any competition when someone wants to cheat by changing the rules of the game.
Jeff K called Hacienda Heights Rules during the dodgeball game so that his team could add an additional player.
If two people ask each other questions the person that was asked first has to answer first
-Do you like pizza?
-Do you?
-I asked you first
-Oh youre right
*Thinking: damn that was smart*
Due to the question rule they have to answer first
If your name is Logan then you may not call yourself based. That automatically makes you “not base”
Wow Logan just called himself based! We better invoke the Logan based rule on him ;)
Rule Two of the Internet:
We do not talk about /b/
"Hey, look at this meme on /b/"
"Rule 2"