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The 5/24 rule refers to the principle of not giving head more than 5 times in a 24 hour period. Doing so may result in severe dry and/or sore throat if one is not accustomed to giving head regularly.
My throat is killing me after I broke the 5/24 rule yesterday!
If she’s prenatal, she’s pre-anal
Man 1: yea my wife started taking those prenatal vitamins
Man 2: you know what that means…
Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude
The 8 year rule is when you can date your friend's ex but only after 8 years
Cain is dating his best friends former love but it’s ok because he is following the 8 year rule .
Never get your meat where you get your bread
As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies
Do the goalie as dirty as possible
Damn Paul just pulled out Rule #1 what a nasty shot
Is that you gotta have fun
But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run
Girl: She broke Rule #1 of how to be a heart breaker, she stayed longer and he broke her heart
Girl 2: Wow that's tragic
Rule #1 is Shut the FUCK up!!
I walked in my house and said “Rule #1” and everybody knew to shut the fuck up!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!