this is the very last stage of bourdem... when you type all of the caricatures on your keyboard holding shift and then again not holding shift, after this stage will come falling asleep in English class
parent: what did you learn today?
child: there's an urban dictionary page for ~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Symble of ultimate i-have-nothing-to-do
me:`1234567890-==qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;''zxcvbnm,/I need something to do.
me: =qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
The purest state of boredom; when you are so bored that, not only do you write all the keys from left to right, not only do you do it right to left, but you also do the same thing over again in Caps Lock.
Professor: *teaching class*
Person 1: This class is so boring, I might just search up `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`~@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNMZ<>?.
why would you type everything on your keyboard wtf
Im bored so im just gonna `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ !@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
The final stage of boredom. You are so utterly bored that you decide to type everything on the keyboard forwards, then backwords, then vertically, then backwards vertically the other way.
Guy 1: Man I'm bored.
Guy 2: What should we search up to pass time?
Guy 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321```1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\/'.;=,lp-mko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`
when someone is about to scream at their math homework out of boredom and no one is looking at their screen, so they just type the entire english keyboard, then do it again in all caps, before pressing enter in the google search bar.
"Bro last night I was so bored I played games on my computer instead of homework!"
"Pleb. I was so bored I typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!2#456&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}\ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?"
"Bro that is the best, how did I not think of that?
This incredible state of boredom occurs when the user presses every single key on a standard 100% keyboard, from left to right, one row at a time. Keep in mind, this only works if prior to this boredom the NumLock key is off, otherwise the numpad will work as the secondary keys. It is also presumed that the keyboard has the large variant of Enter key, the one that spans 2 rows. Enter key presses (both the main Enter key and the one on the numpad) are not accounted for, as this website does not allow new lines.
Recent studies show that this type of boredom is not contagious, so isolation in case of infection is not needed. It is still advised to proceed with caution.
- I'm so bored I could `1234567890-=\/*-qwertyuiop789+ASDFGHJKL;'456+ZXCVBNM,./123 0.!
- Calling medical professionals now.
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