A wonderful and fun fucking place where the great ( yeah, O.K.) civil servant, better known as PIGS can't make a propper arrest. So what they do is plant stuff on you, or co-erce you or beat you , basicaly do "Whatever" it takes to make an arrest.(A groupe of funky flunkies in uniform)
I just got back from the 8th precient nassau where i told them about a real murder.
Until the detective crawled out from under his desk, I thought the place was empty!
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When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.
(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*
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Always think someone is stealing their man(even if he looks like a dead rat) still don’t know the difference between foundation and orange eyeshadow. Thinks it’s cool to brag about “juuling”when you haven’t touched one in your whole itty bitty life. Still posts 11:11 on their story’s even tho NO ONE GIVES AF!
Man, Union City 8th graders are something special aren’t they? (Said no one ever)
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Boys and girls its time NO Snitching if you snitch on this day you a wimp .
Are you really as much as a snitch they call you?
No Snitching
National No Snitch September the 8th
Will you go to the 8th grade dance with me, mallory?
“mallory, lets go to the Delran 8th grade dance?”
jamario is a fat short Hispanic kid who likes to fuck around at a trampoline park in wayne nj
oh shit their goes jamario woodly the 8th jr
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A day where you must honor Luz and Amity. Rewatch the following episodes: I Was a Teenage Abomination, Lost in Language, Understanding Willow, Enchanting Grom Fright, Wing it Like Witches, Escaping Expulsions, Looking Glads Ruins, Knock Knock Knockin’ on Hooty’s door, and Eclipse Lake.
“Did you know Lumity is canon?”
“yes”
National Lumity Day-October 8th is a special day to appreciate Luz Noceda, Amity Blight, their relationship, and Dana Terrace.