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Solid Donkey

"The solidity of the donkey relies purely on its ability to be salted." -Plato (circa 400BC)

Damn, her solid donkey has been un-salted for far too long, for sure ehh?

by Fish Stix March 30, 2010

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donkey dusting

a shart occurring while attempting a crop dust; the act of creating a shartifact

I need to go home to change my underwear. I tried to crop dust down the aisle but I was actually donkey dusting.

by iwynr September 9, 2010

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Tool donkey

A complete social degenerate. A fool who is completely oblivious that he is a total schmuck. A blabber mouth with nothing worthwhile to say who talk too much.

I know of this total tool donkey whose name I can not say because we all know who this person is. Tool donkeys get under your skin at an alarmingly fast pace.

by Scott Mc Daniels August 10, 2011

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crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack

Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!

by rAwRzXD January 23, 2017


swinging donkey

When you ejaculate into a beanie, wear it on your face, and run down the sidewalk wile a frozen hotdog is stuck up your anus.

That man over there is quite the swinging donkey.

by Potatolobster January 31, 2014


wind donkey

a fart

man i just passed a nasty wind donkey

by Gavin Amra November 25, 2018


Pumped into the Donkey

A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.

Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!

by Steven_McCrory June 28, 2010