The Patriot Act

A plan instituted by all the branches of the US government. This plan when used effectively can stop a suspected terrorist member from renting books from the public library on how to build bombs, chemical weapons, organize a militia, etc.
Democrats naturally hate this plan since it was created by the Republican party in wake of 9/11. If it was the other way around, Republicans would hate it since the Democrats came up with it.
Rightfully so, this Act should save some lives. Proof you ask for? Nope, how can you prove it's working? Then again, you also can't prove that the Patriot Act isn't working...

"Man Joe, I hate the fucking Patriot Act"
"Ok Al' Jaiera, you're only saying that cause your dad and you tried to build a bomb but the library wouldn't let your towel heads check out the book."
"Oh yeah, now I see how George W. Bush and The Patriot Act are saving lives Joe"
"You're such a terrorist Al' Jaiera, and a sand nigger to boot!"
"I know...."

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Dog act

The act of being a dog.

Cancelling a dual-linked flight to Thailand, but cancelling the ticket when you don't want to go - even though the other person still does.

"Hey man, I'm cancelling the flight" ... "DOG ACT!"

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ovary-acted

1. When a girl or woman acts all pissy and bitchy when she wouldn't necessarily have otherwise because she's on her period/pmsing

2. When a girl or woman acts overly flirty or horny as a result of her not being able to contain the signals that her vagina is sending to her brain

1. Suzie ovary-acted when Johnny slapped her butt by yelling profanities profusely at him and 5-starring his face.

2. Suzie ovary-acted when Johhny slapped her butt by grabbling his dick and telling him that she wanted him inside her.

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acting white

A term used to describe the lax attitude white folk tend to put forth in uncomfortable and awkward social settings. Usually the settings will involve former lovers, spouses, but everyone will try really hard to be positively sugary nice to each other to be polite and overly-friendly.

"Can you believe my ex asked me if I'd like to have dinner with her and her new husband?"

"Damn dude, that's acting white, does she think you're gonna start acting white too?"

"she's definitely acting white..."

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Acting Demickey

starlight

Look at that man, acting demickey

Stop acting demickey, fool!

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act right

to let someone know to shut the fuck up, like when makin racial comments

bitch ya best act right, for i knock ya ass out!

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act a fool

a southern person says it to someone if their actin weird

act a fool

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