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alexa is a stupid robot that only likes to either mishear you or say "sorry I can't do that"
"alexa play music"
"calling mom"
the name of the purple-haired girl worth falling for, and is the reason I wake up in the morning. Alexas are amazing, offering the perfect balance between quirkiness and raw emotion. Alexas are the reason why I have faith in the world again, because people like her exist.
Who's that girl you're going on and on about?
Oh, that's Alexa. She's amazing.
Alexa is the type to only wear converse shoes with to long socks she likes mini starbursts and has a unhealthy addiction to coffee she needs therapy but that’s why she’s hot
Guy 1: did you see that total babe, we literally had one conversation and I already know she’s and Alexa
Guy 2: yeah bro she’s hot and needs therapy every guys dream!
The voice in your Amazon devices that is responsible for waking you up an hour late or making accidental purchases because of horrible voice recognition technology.
Example 1:
Me: "Alexa,set an alarm for 6am."
Alexa: *Rings alarm at 7am*
Example 2:
Me:"Alexa,put a Moana DVD in my cart.
Alexa: *$20 goes missing from my credit card and a Moana DVD package arrives at my house*
Alexa’s are most often the “it” girl in any situation. They are the popular girl but never the mean girl this making them the girl that everyone’s loves to hate. She’s not the girl that gets heart broken, she’s the girl a guy breaks someone’s else’s heart to be with. Alexa’s are smart and sexy but also adorable, caring and kind. Model types of looks but hearts of gold. Strong family values and strong personal morals are their strong points as well. In short, Alexa is the girl every guy wants to be with, every girl wants to be like and everyone is jealous of.
I thought we had a great relationship but he broke up with me to be with Alexa.
If only o could date a girl like Alexa. She’s definitely the girl you bring home to your parents.